22. You poop in his bathroom. Good job!
2. You meet at a well-lit Starbucks in the city center at noon on a weekday.He doesn't serial kill you! (You think. Maybe you're a ghost right now, but that doesn't matter. The rest of this list is still relevant.)
3. You text all your friends your first impression.He's kind of cute! And he smells good! And he didn't murder me!
4. You go on a second date.But really it's your first real date because last time was just to make sure he wasn't a serial killer.
5. You go to his house and check out his bookshelf and count copies of Catcher in the Rye.Note: One copy is too many copies.
6. You do it.Hopefully it's not terrible. But it might be. Still, he's pretty cute.
7. You go on a fancy date.He pays and you wear a capital-D Dress. His eyes (appropriately) pop out of his skull when he sees you. You both look fly as hell and are Real Adults on a Date.
8. You introduce him to your friends.Preferably all of them at once so he can be totally overwhelmed and go into panic mode during which he runs into the street screaming, "Michelle is the one with the dog! Joy loves to play board games! Susan is still a virgin!" (JK, do the opposite of this.)
9. You introduce him to your cat or dog.Your cat or dog either immediately starts humping his leg (dog) or ignores him forever (cat). Good signs.
10. You meet his friends.You bring beer and act like they're interesting. You laugh at their terrible jokes and scope out which ones could potentially take Susan's virginity.
11. You go hiking together.The true test of any relationship. If he makes fun of how much you sweat, he's gone! (Also, sweating profusely is the sign of a healthy immune system so back off, college boyfriend!)
12. You go camping together.JK, you never have to camp if you don't want to! But an overnight trip together is always a good idea to make sure you two can be in a car for three hours at the same time and not murder/suicide one another.
13. You meet his parents.Just wear something nice and flirt with his dad a little. But not, like, a gross amount. Bring his mom a gift and tell her you love her scarf.
14. He meets your parents.He doesn't hit on your mom and your dad doesn't kill him. Success!
15. You share a toothbrush.
OK, you just use his when he's not looking. Congratulations! You are now fluid bonded!
16. He buys you a toothbrush for his place.
He totally knows you've been using his toothbrush. Still, it's sweet. You get him a razor and stock his favorite beer.
17. First time you smell each other's farts.Big day!
18. Your first fight.
It's shitty and it sucks and then you make up and the things they say about makeup sex? Totally true. Meow!
19. He reveals his sexual fetishes.You tell him it's cool and you vow to give it a couple tries, no matter how gross, I MEAN FUN it is.
20. You reveal your love for V.C. Andrews.This makes his fetishes seem tame. You make him read Flowers in the Attic. He doesn't get it. Why??? It's so good! He just needs to read it again.
21. You go to a wedding together.
If you can survive this, you can survive anything. (Plus, he adorably/creepily stares at you lovingly during the ceremony and your heart melts and OMG you're gonna have a million kids together.)
22. You poop in his bathroom.Good job!
23. When you officially ask him to be your boyfriend and maybe be together forever and ever.Awww! It's official! You are the best couple alive!!!
via http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a32775/most-important-relationship-milestones/?click=_lpTrnsprtr_27
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