Between the athletic moves, the moans of ecstasy, and the thrill of a climactic finish, the Olympics are just like sex, really. Our special Sochi edition of the Cosmo Kama Sutra would make Bob Costas blush, but it'll give you the play-by-play on how to become a world champion sex machine.
1. The Bawdy BobsledTwo words: sexual sleigh. Have
your man lie down in bed (icy cool sheets optional), and slip into
reverse cowgirl. Then have him sit up, settle into saucy position, let
his hands roam over your breasts and clitoris ... and enjoy the ride!
It's not really a race, so vary up the thrusting speed from fast and
deep to shallow and slow ... until the action ends in a blaze of
orgasmic glory. 10 out of 10!
1. The Bawdy BobsledTwo words: sexual sleigh. Have
your man lie down in bed (icy cool sheets optional), and slip into
reverse cowgirl. Then have him sit up, settle into saucy position, let
his hands roam over your breasts and clitoris ... and enjoy the ride!
It's not really a race, so vary up the thrusting speed from fast and
deep to shallow and slow ... until the action ends in a blaze of
orgasmic glory. 10 out of 10!
2. The Heavenly SpiralThe holy grail of couples
figure-skating moves? The Death Spiral, a freaky spin where the dude
skater throws his partner around by the legs. Lie on the bed facing down
with your legs hanging off the side while he stands behind you. Then
have him enter from behind while he holds your legs at his sides, with
VIP access to your G-spot. For a double (Axel) O, reach down and stroke
your clitoris. All O, no concussion? And the crowd goes wild.
2. The Heavenly SpiralThe holy grail of couples
figure-skating moves? The Death Spiral, a freaky spin where the dude
skater throws his partner around by the legs. Lie on the bed facing down
with your legs hanging off the side while he stands behind you. Then
have him enter from behind while he holds your legs at his sides, with
VIP access to your G-spot. For a double (Axel) O, reach down and stroke
your clitoris. All O, no concussion? And the crowd goes wild.
3. The Long PoleYou're supposed to dodge those pesky trail markers during downhill skiing, but in the Cosmo
version, contact with big poles is strongly encouraged. Keep your legs
together (savvy skier style, natch), and lift them straight up in the
air. Then have your guy kneel in front of you, and put your legs over
one of his shoulders as he leans forward to hit your G-spot. Skiing is a
downhill sport, but you're about to go up, up, and away ...
3. The Long PoleYou're supposed to dodge those pesky trail markers during downhill skiing, but in the Cosmo
version, contact with big poles is strongly encouraged. Keep your legs
together (savvy skier style, natch), and lift them straight up in the
air. Then have your guy kneel in front of you, and put your legs over
one of his shoulders as he leans forward to hit your G-spot. Skiing is a
downhill sport, but you're about to go up, up, and away ...
4. The O-lympic VillageWe like to imagine the
athletes mastering this during the notorious after-dark f*ckfest that is
Olympian housing. Lie on your back and position your whole body upward,
as if you were about to do a backbend. Then have him kneel (and thrust)
between your legs. Since your head's below your heart, you'll have an
intense head-rush orgasm. And he gets a vigorous thigh workout. You're
officially champions of coitus.
4. The O-lympic VillageWe like to imagine the
athletes mastering this during the notorious after-dark f*ckfest that is
Olympian housing. Lie on your back and position your whole body upward,
as if you were about to do a backbend. Then have him kneel (and thrust)
between your legs. Since your head's below your heart, you'll have an
intense head-rush orgasm. And he gets a vigorous thigh workout. You're
officially champions of coitus.
5. Siberian Husky–StyleThe Russian twist on doggie!
Hop into Balto (that's a famous Siberian husky) position, and have your
guy go for creative-difficulty points: Ask him to stroke your clitoris
while moving his hips in circles inside you — much more conducive to
your award-winning orgasm than the standard in-and-out impulse. Now go
forth and mush ...
5. Siberian Husky–StyleThe Russian twist on doggie!
Hop into Balto (that's a famous Siberian husky) position, and have your
guy go for creative-difficulty points: Ask him to stroke your clitoris
while moving his hips in circles inside you — much more conducive to
your award-winning orgasm than the standard in-and-out impulse. Now go
forth and mush ...
6. The Sex-Goddess Ski Jump1. Take a flying leap.
2. Land on his penis. 3. Win a gold medal! Have him push you up against a
wall and grab you around the butt. Now leap up into his arms like
you're soaring off a Sochi bluff, lock your legs around his waist, hold
on to his shoulders for leverage, and get busy. Little-known Newton law
of motion: up-against-a-wall sex is never not hot.
6. The Sex-Goddess Ski Jump1. Take a flying leap.
2. Land on his penis. 3. Win a gold medal! Have him push you up against a
wall and grab you around the butt. Now leap up into his arms like
you're soaring off a Sochi bluff, lock your legs around his waist, hold
on to his shoulders for leverage, and get busy. Little-known Newton law
of motion: up-against-a-wall sex is never not hot.
7. The Luge of LoveGrinding on top of each other
while both of you press to the finish? The luge is basically sex on ice.
Have him lie flat, then saucily slip your body on top of his, aligning
your heads so both of you are facing the ceiling in a lusty luge. Have
him thrust slowly in and out of you while you control the speed of your
two-person sled by lifting your hips up and down. Everyone's horizontal
and getting theirs — totally ideal if you're competitors in the 2014
Lazy Olympics.
7. The Luge of LoveGrinding on top of each other
while both of you press to the finish? The luge is basically sex on ice.
Have him lie flat, then saucily slip your body on top of his, aligning
your heads so both of you are facing the ceiling in a lusty luge. Have
him thrust slowly in and out of you while you control the speed of your
two-person sled by lifting your hips up and down. Everyone's horizontal
and getting theirs — totally ideal if you're competitors in the 2014
Lazy Olympics.
8. The Sensual SnowboarderMount your man and rock
his half-pipe (the less-graceful description of this move: grind against
homeboy's inner thigh). While he lies on the bed, hop on top and
straddle him with your feet planted on the ground. Then twist your torso
and hips slightly away from him to rub your clit against his thigh as
he moves inside you. The thrill of snowboarding without the imminent
danger of careering off a snowy cliff? Everybody wins!
8. The Sensual SnowboarderMount your man and rock
his half-pipe (the less-graceful description of this move: grind against
homeboy's inner thigh). While he lies on the bed, hop on top and
straddle him with your feet planted on the ground. Then twist your torso
and hips slightly away from him to rub your clit against his thigh as
he moves inside you. The thrill of snowboarding without the imminent
danger of careering off a snowy cliff? Everybody wins!src cosmo
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