Bacon Condoms Are Now a Thing

Wrap it up before you pork. (Sorry.)

 

Tired of boring old pumpkin spice condoms? Well, time to mix it up by wrapping your or your partner's dong in a sizzling slice of a pig butt cheek! Or, at least, something that smells and tastes like a sizzling slice of a pig butt cheek.
I don't really know what to say about this. Either you're like, "Delicious! I'll take a whole pack and try not to eat off my significant other's dick while I'm giving him a blow job!" Or you're like, "Please excuse me while I go throw up!" Either way. Your call.
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courtesy by cosmo

 

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