12 Signs Your Boyfriend Is Not Justin Timberlake

Sorry to break it to you.

Justin

1. Your boyfriend was never in *NSYNC. Your boyfriend has never been a member of any '90s boy band, not even O-Town.
2. Your boyfriend never dated Britney Spears. Britney Spears probably doesn't even know who your boyfriend is.
3. Your boyfriend is not rumored to be expecting a child with Jessica Biel. It would be really weird if he was, honestly.
4. Your boyfriend was never able to make the transition from musician to actor. He's firmly planted in one of those two industries, or maybe even a different industry entirely, like finance.
5. Your boyfriend hasn't hosted Saturday Night Live multiple times. He's only hosted it once, if at all.
6. Your boyfriend was never on the Mickey Mouse Club. Your boyfriend's first job was working at a supermarket in high school, not starring on a Disney Channel show.
7. Your boyfriend does not own 901 Tequila. He owns a different tequila company, or a vodka company, or maybe he doesn't own any kind of company at all.
8. Your boyfriend has not performed at the Super Bowl twice. He hasn't even performed there once, that slacker.
9. Your boyfriend has never worn an all-denim outfit. This is one of the few things on this list you're thankful for.
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10. You cannot get a marionette doll modeled after your boyfriend. This may be because he was never in a music video in which he pretended to be a marionette, but it also might just be because your boyfriend doesn't have a very good marionette face.
11. Your boyfriend has never received the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard award. You don't even think your boyfriend would be up for consideration, since he has never made a music video.
12. Your boyfriend has not won nine Grammys and seven American Music Awards. If he has, he certainly doesn't display them. It's possible they're upstairs in the attic with his Little League trophies.

via http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a32744/signs-your-boyfriend-isnt-justin-timberlake/?click=_lpTrnsprtr_30


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