You think you know, but you have no idea.
1. Lesbian sex is just scissoring. And
unicorns are real and babies come from storks. I'm not saying
scissoring isn't a thing, but if it is, most lesbians have not figured
it out. That's like saying that most heterosexual sex is 69ing in the
shower. It'd be cool if that were the case, but...
2. Lesbian sex doesn't "count." Here's
the thing about this. Sex is sex when two people consent to do sexy
things with each other that they both enjoy. The mere presence of a
penis going into something doesn't mean dick. Pun intended.
3. Lesbians who use strap-ons really just want penises. False!
Even trans people who have penises sometimes use strap-ons. Penetration
in general feels good; whether it's from a finger or a penis or a dildo
doesn't matter.4. Lesbian sex is just kissing and light fondling. This isn't a sleepover fantasy video of two women hitting each other with pillows until they have dainty orgasms, it's actual sex. That can include just as much hardcore, kinky weirdness as heterosexual sex. If not more.
5. Lesbian sex is just oral sex. Many lesbians have oral sex, yes, but some don't, and even the ones that do don't only do that because no one only does one thing sexually. That'd be like saying straight people only have sex in the missionary position. It's true a lot of the time but that's not the only thing in the world that you can do.
6. Lesbian sex can't be as good as "normal sex." It involves two people who are into each other getting each other off in some way. What about that is abnormal? No, really. I'd love to hear your reasoning and then laugh at it for upwards of 12 minutes.
7. Lesbian sex is basically like what you see in movies. Is any sex like what you see in movies? Not really. Lesbian sex can be weird and awkward and hilarious and super sexy and kind of gross and really sweet and emotional and overwhelming and crappy and anything in between. Because that's what sex is!
8. Lesbian sex is always amazing. See above where I said lesbian sex can be crappy. Because it really, really can. Why can it be crappy? Because lesbians are people and some people are monsters who don't understand bodies.
9. It'd be so much easier having sex with a woman because you'd just know what to do. Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha. OK, I'm back. I wish this were a thing but everyone likes different things and everyone's body works in a different way. It's all basically a crapshoot. The gender is irrelevant.
10. Any lesbian would be psyched to be in your threesome. I'm giving you so much side-eye right now.
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